If you're a woman in a relationship, or have been in relationships with men, you know all too well that men have their own little version on PMS. They even throw little mantrums. I have seen men pout, storm off, throw things, and whine and complain about things that aren't going their way.
Men need a cave, a quiet place of retreat for them to sort out their thoughts and feelings, and lick their wounds. We as women need to be patient and understand that men are just not as wonderful and put together as we are and sometimes, they need a minute, or in some cases, a few days. (Big ass babies, is what they are.)
Have you ever seen a man with a cold?? Whiny, needy, draaah-ma-tic...did I mention annoying?
Now what if they already have a man cave? Is it man cave worthy? Every man cave needs to be equipped with the following:
(The woman truly benefits from this)
1. Well stocked refrigerator (lot's a beer, frosted glasses, and a variety of cold drinks) (Or a full bar if possible)
2. Lot's of easy access to snacks such as chips, donuts...you get the picture
3. A special chair just for them, or a very comfy couch
4. Any kind of gaming system, more than one is beneficial. (Include a variety of different games to keep them busy
5. Poker table, or pool table ( complete with poker chips, cards... coasters(so they wont ruin the table
6. BIG FLAT SCREEN TV ( Box of tissues & the ecstasy channel)
7. Encourage man buddies to join him in the man cave (Helping him create a pack in his man cave where he can be the Alfa Male will make him feel special.
8. Stripper Pole complete with stage and mirrors. (Note to self: The man will never make use of this stage, but it gives the illusion to his man followers that he isn't whipped. Even though he totally is)
Humorous as this all may seem, men are men and no matter what we as women think we can do to "change" their natural ways, we just can't. You can domesticate a wild animal but there will always be things in the world that will revert them back to their natural ways.
I truly believe we defy nature by having men settle down. On a pride, the male lion will impregnate all the female lions in his pack. One male gets to bang all the females, but the female remains loyal to the male while raising all her lion cubs.
The man cave gives them their own space to roam free and do the things that drive us nuts. They have all the responsibility, and the say-so of what goes on in their cave so when they come back to your domain, they can comfortably fall back into the submissive lion cub without any dispute!!
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